I tell questions to fuck themselves... answer something for once!

Is it just me who runs over things in vaccum cleaners, and when they don't get sucked up, bends over, picks the things up to closely examine them before putting them back down and giving the vaccum cleaner one more chance?

How do those dead bugs get in those enclosed light fixtures?

And why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Along the same lines, I've never been able to figure out how the characters on Gilligan's island could make a small metropolitan city out of a couple coconuts, some sand and a dead fish, but couldn't get off the damn island?



And why is it that everyone believes you when you say things like "there are 5 billion stars in the sky" but they insist on checking your accuracy when you say the paint is wet, or the plate is hot, or the food is delicious?