This is not a poop joke...
But it could be.
Click here for a seriously unbelievable story including a toilet seat, a 2 year relationship, and the word "atrophy".
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March 12, 2008
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I'm a modern Seattle twenty-something, and these are the laughs, learnings and (mis)adventures of my life.
"Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in heels."
I'm a modern Seattle twenty-something, and these are the laughs, learnings and (mis)adventures of my life.
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- Armoires & Vanilla Frosties: Good ideas gone wrong
- Date Three: The Dealbreaker
- Dating Epiphany: It's all about your story.
- Don't sign any legal documents
- How not to get a ticket
- My Best Friend Pooped: A True Story
- My Valentine's Day confession
- On Lists, Grace and Twenty-Five
- Painting My Grandfather
- Why I Can't Date Pretty Boys
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Backwards, In Heels, with friends
The Nearly Definitive List of Good Things
- 1997 Nike Air Max shoes
- A good ab workout
- Alliteration
- Aserbic wit
- Being okay with self-contradiction
- Being still
- Bonfires
- Car-singers
- Caramel apple suckers
- Dirty vodka martinis
- Dog parks
- Dryer sheets
- Fairs, festivals, rodeos
- Feeling tiny and anonymous
- Flirting
- Fondue
- Food on sticks
- Foreign films
- Getting dirty
- Growing things
- Hard work
- High heels
- Holding hands
- Jasmine
- Jean Paul Gaultier's "Le Male"
- Lists
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- Mid-day napping
- Mix CDs
- Mowing the lawn
- New socks
- Old game shows
- Pets
- Popsicles
- Resolutions
- Road trips
- Sarcastic email strings
- Summer weekends
- Surprises
- The country
- The smell of a freshly-lit cigarette
- The zoo
- Those little drink umbrellas
- Tiny harmless secrets
- Travel
- Two people cooking together
- Vegetables
- Vino
- Window seats
- Wraparound porches
- Yoga
2 comments:
She was just getting ready to go out. For the life of me, I do not know why it takes you ladies so long to get ready. You do come out looking fine, so I guess the wait can be justified, but after two years this girl should be looking like a super model.
You have to wonder why he didn't call for help after 24 hours. After a week, it should have been rather clear that she needed professional help.
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