Benefits: dental, medical, social...
It's always nice to be able to experience a lifestyle you'll likely never be able to afford. It's not that I'm pessimistic or defeatist... it's just that I'll never be a computer geek. Look, I try, but it's just not going to happen for me. No one really wants to pay a writer. It's a saturated market... there's always some starving PR major willing to work for less - actually, these days there are a fair number of MBA's willing to work for nearly free.
So I'm OK with the fact that I'll always have to temporarily enjoy the fruits of someone else's labor. At least I've got pictures.
Exhibit #1: This was last weekend at Seafair on a yacht (poor me!)...
See that tiny vessel tied to the yacht? That's a pretty good sized ski boat (it seats 15 comfortably).
It's a bird! It's a plane! (OK, it actually is a plane - 4 of them.) Blue Angels in flight. In this formation, the cockpits are only 12 inches from the wings of another plane.
Exhibit #2: A birthday soiree at Gary Payton's former swanky Seattle mansion... (formerly owned by GP, not formerly swanky).
Plasmas everywhere, a full gym on the first floor, a closet I'd pay rent to live in and an infinity hottub... it was just like a rap video (only with more clothes and less gold teeth).
The kitchen, which is the size of a regular studio apartment. Eat your underwear and sock-clad heart out, young Tom Cruise.
He had his name over, like, three doors in the house. A bit narcissistic, but we took pictures, so I guess that says something about us, too.
2 comments:
I can't believe you were at Seafair during the Blue Angels thing. I was at a friend's house watching from the shore while I was in town last month. I'm not surprised I didn't pick you out though, there were boats and boobs everywhere.
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's anonymous commenting. Well, that and people who chew their fingernails off and spit them on the floor in public. Saw that today. I guess it was more traumatic than this anonymously-commenting-mysterious DRZ. But just barely.
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