Time ran out and down the street. "Come back!" she said.

I usually like to post a little somethin' somethin' early in the week, as I know y'all are particularly bored Monday through Wednesday. But unfortunately I've been having those days where you sit down, start working, look up, and it's 5. It would be awesome if I could do this like it were my job, but unfortunately I have to, like, pay rent and shit. Which means I am work's bitch. Get used to it.

I haven't even been EATING, which is completely unheard of. (And has me fantasizing about chocolate-covered gummy bears, which are the greatest things ever to be covered in chocolate). And while I cross off things at the top of my to-do list, I feel like I have a gag legal pad or something, because somehow the list gets longer by two each time I cross off one item at the top.

In short: I'm burning the candle at both ends, here, people. Hence the neglect yesterday and this very short post. I don't know if I'll get to posting more this week. But I assure you I have many an idea and no shortage of stories, so when I get back to you, it will be awesome.

I've pimped him here before, but I sincerely dig Hugh McLeod's little cartoons. On business, advertising, stupidity, sex, and the blogosphere. Oh, and New York and sometimes London.
As I'm boring you to death today, you should really check him out. He can be found HERE.

Enjoy, and have a good week. And if you happen to live near Seattle and you have any chocolate-covered gummy bears you can spare for a starving, overworked girl, please email me at youwillfindliz at gmail dot com and we'll arrange a dropofff/pickup location.

And possibly sexual favors.

For me, not you, jackass! I'M the one who needs stress relief, remember? Sheesh.